We have Oreos on our counter. Here's a conversation I just had with my mother:
"Oreos are good for you," I said in jest.
"Of course they are," she replied. "Because 75% of it is vowels, and there are less vowels in the alphabet, and less is more."
"Oh. I was just thinking that Oreos make you happy, and being happy is good for you."
I think I definitely got my logical reasoning skills from my mother.